Bob's 70th B'Day June 13th
Written especially for my friend Bob Gaffney
on this celebration of his seventieth birthday!
13 June 2014
Steve Bell - A TNC Production Number!



Seventy Years Have Passed
Sung to the tune "Seventy-Six Trombones"


Chorus
Seventy years have passed like a big parade
A hundred and ten now seems close at hand
Your body has aches and pains,
And you may not have your brain
You need pills of every kind and brand


Seventy years have passed and you now are old
A hundred and ten times you wished it wasn't so
Twenty five thousand days
Now you're living in a daze
You have moles of every shape and size

Bridge
You've had copper pals and fireman as friends you say
Wondering, blundering, All along the way
Stevie Bell and Davie Oops as buddie boys
All your buddie boys, celebrate this day


You've had Uncle Milty, Marilyn and family
Jenny two and her shoes, prouder than before
With all your friends surrounding you, we sing this song
Seventy years, but who's keeping score
Chorus

Seventy years are gone, like a blinking eye
A hundred and ten times youth has passed you by
So you drive a big black hearse
Standing tall is now your curse
But we say, you're still our type of guy

Seventy shouts of joy and we all will sing
A hundred and ten thoughts with a happy ring
There is one problem though
As we all have come to know
It's too bad - that you can't - hear a thing!



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